Friday, September 17, 2010

An Introduction

Welcome to my blog.  My name is Dr Kramer and I am here to answer questions and dispense terrible advice to my readers.  I've been dispensing my advice for over fifteen years to couples, parents, and pathetically single people.  Sometimes you need to be told you wash your clothes, stop wearing that cologne/perfume, or that purchasing that amazing "something" is just downright stupid, and I'm here to help you by telling you what your friends and family won't. 

Why should you come to me with problems?  That is an excellent question and shows the quality of my readers just because you thought of it.  The answer is simple.  I'm free and your friends and family will lie to you because it's just easier than telling you the hard and dirty truths you need to learn and grow.  Just now when you wondered if I meant "grow as a person" or "grow to be just over average height" is exactly the kind of reason you need someone with my talent and qualifications.  Despite your intelligent nature, there is a part of your brain that inhibits you from thinking correctly.  Allow me to do your thinking for you and see how your life will turn around!